Displayed inside a display cabinet on the elevated floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a vibrant pink ensemble worn by the entertainer. His concert in front of 100,024 fans was hailed as a triumph.
Perhaps you don't like his music. You might think he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, admitting that some hits are fantastic while others are poor.
The key argument is that amusement can take many forms. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to produce literature or even the longest format.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. It's difficult to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by conditions.
The elements, the session, the cricket ball – the variables are numerous. Most important is the pitch.
If the long game is art, the wicket is the foundation on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the great game broken apart and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the wicket which produced a victory and the another short match of the contest.
Leaving a thick layer on the wicket, leading to numerous dismissals tumbling in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between offense and defense.
A Diverse Legacy: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is mistaken.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, a long history and counting. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball moves excessively for the pace bowlers. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are even more exciting due to the time made elsewhere.
Adjustment: The Real Challenge
Certain variables are embraced more easily than others.
The argument in during the match was that the contest was tipped too far towards the attack. That the top batters were unable from showcasing their talents.
The format is about problem solving – interpreting the situation and adapting effectively. The best individual innings were made by world-class stars. One line-up made more mistakes than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the devotees who have endured a long drought that this was not entertaining.
In one section of the ground, a sea of people celebrated and chanted, generating a festive mood in a bastion of national pride.
There was belief as the fielding side excelled, momentum when batters fought back, and rapturous celebration when the victory was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has previous experience with pitch problems. Previously, a game there featured a pitch with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a grind, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are diametrically opposed points of the range – one is not more ideal, yet historical weight can be ascribed to them.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the history books.
"This isn't the demise of the format at all," commented a former player. "Fans who have been privileged to see these short time have been given some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Small Victories: Looking Ahead
In the build-up to this match, the leader spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The team protected him, reinstating the joy to his countenance.
New faces delivered with key contributions. These are baby steps, certainly not enough to secure long-term stability, but a starting point to develop from.
At the very least, this MCG win joins other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the crowd left into a glorious Melbourne evening, the players congregated on the turf to start their own enjoyment.
Celebrate the win, boys. You've earned this one.